Those Wacky Freemasons

I didn't mention this before, mainly because the only reader I'm sure about was with me at the time, but the other day I went to Borders on a quest to waste some money. It turned out that they were having a deal where if I bought 3 DVDs, they would give me one for free. So, I bought Goodfellas, Casino and JFK and got Scorsese's Dylan documentary, No Direction Home for free.

Anyway, while I was watching Stone's insane, kinetic masterpiece for the second time in as manyd ays, I was slinking around Amazon and I looked at the page for the book "On The Trail of the Assassins", written by Jim Garrison- Kevin Costner's character, and one of two books that got "based on" credits for the screenplay. And this "review" of the book is too magnificent to pass up. The author is one Richard A. Salzer (Amazon assures me it's his "REAL NAME")

"The most important line in the book is the one
about how the FBI used the Masonic Lodge to
meet in 1960...laying the groundwork for JFK's
eventual removal by the 'Shadow Government...
Ask yourselves, Mr. and Mrs. America, is it
just a coinsidence that LBJ, Hoover, Major of
Dallas Cabell, the former Gen. Cabell, et, al
were Masons? I think not. Then they brought in
the Zionists, et, al and finished the job! "

I've heard the conspiracy theory that this was a Freemason job, but I was unaware of the insidisous Zionist conenction to murder. Or should I say COUP? (No, I shouldn't) I wouldn't be surpirsed if the shooters were supplied directly from the Mossad...

And who actually writes "Ask yourselves, Mr. and Mrs. America"? I mean, unless you are writing advertisements for 30s radio dramas....

(I love ending sentences with... leading you to connect the sinister dots yourself...)